Ruaraidh

Hairy mythical beast. Dwells down plugholes to feast on giant spiders. Often works as a librarian or book-shop owner. closely related to Bill Bailey. If you see one, run away immediately. They are very dangerous and quick over short distances, as they have stump legs and run like pidgeons.

The book I bought from Ruaraidh, it gave me clap.

Whats that coming from my plug-hole?? AHHHH ITS A RUARAIDH!!!!

Man, that guy looks like Bill Bailey! Its ok, its just a Ruaraidh. DON'T LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!!!

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