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Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.
Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.
Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!
Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .
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Going out into a tucked away area of a public location such as a community center or a park and forming a spot to hang out in.
Jim made a clubhouse in the forest near the school. It got knocked down. . . But it still kicked ass as a great Camping Experience.
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Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
â¢Cheeseburgers
â¢Alcohol
â¢Sex
â¢Singing
â¢Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)
Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!
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An orgy of "lols".
Usually formed by teenage Californian females.
Girl1:I was like Lol!
Girl2:Really, lol?
Girl2: Yeah! And he was lolling too!
Guy: I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOLGY!!!!
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A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
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A fuckload of bad things
zombie: BRAAINS!!
victim: aw hell naw, gunna get mah brains eatin by a gangle-fuck of zombie shit
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Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
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