Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

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Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

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Shawcross

v. perform cunnilingus.

Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.

I went down on Beverly and shawcrossed her all night.

oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.

Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.

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heidnik

Term for ground coffee.

Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.

Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."