reckle

1. verb - the act of touching your testicle(s) to your asshole - typically can only be achieved when your balls are extremely hot and swampy, and therefore hang at a very long length; the objective backwards swing of the scrattle or newton's scradle

Etymology: rectum + testicle = reckle

2. noun - another good ol' angry term for a person that disgusts you

"good god damn it's hot in here. i bet you i could reckle...yep...yep i sure can."

"dude, did you just swipe my calculator? fuckin reckle..."

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scrattle

when your balls are hot and swampy, and glued to your thigh, say from a long and vigorous game of monopoly, stand and thrust your hips forward and backward violently causing your sack to sway and air out a little

Etymology: scrotum + rattle = scrattle

"hang on a sec- i've got to scrattle...ok. damn that felt good"

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