Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.

Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick

Ass-hit

When one hooker hits the crack pipe and blows it in your asshole. Then the next hooker sucks that crack hit out of your asshole

Dude, I paid two hookers to ass-hit. We were all high AF

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drop Obama off at the pool

Literally sitting on the toilet taking a shit

"I really need to drop Obama off at the pool"