Iraq

A country that borders Turkey.

"Iraq is a country that borders Turkey"

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porch atheist

Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.

He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.

Four Choon

How Britbongs pronounce the word "fortune".

Bloody 'ell mate, that thing costs a Four Choon!

Let's goooooooo

The battle cry of the zoomer. Said whenever they get emotionally agitated.

"Let's goooooooo!" said the zoomer, when he won a free lifetime supply of avocado sandwiches.

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).

Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.

oar

1.) A tool used to row a boat.
2.) How Irish people pronounce the letter "R".

American guy: "Hand me the oar, we need to get this boat moving."
Irish guy: "Did you see Oar-T-E News last night?"