Nurples

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

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gumblow

Oral sex from a person with no teeth.

Having sex with a woman old enough to be your grandmother.

"She may be old, but I only had to buy her 2 beers for a gumblow."

"Man, I musta been drunk last night...I think I scored some gumblow."

waddage

The act of using wadded up public toilet or restaurant paper towels when your period starts suddenly in public and you have no tampons or kotex.

Jill resorted to waddage when her period started at Denny's.

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split top cunt loaf

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

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Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

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Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

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Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.