lunch puncher

While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch.

yo man i lunch puncher that fag today

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Funky Puppet

While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.

that's one funky puppet

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