Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.

LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!

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Erika Style Typing

To type random letters in an im/facebook chat/myspace chat, etc. conversation when you don't have anything else to say

Joel: Hey
Erika: Hey
Joel: Wat ^
Erika: Nmu?
Joel: Nm
(about 2 minutes later)
Erika: ajkgsdajd
Joel: I shall call that Erika Style Typing

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heroin tetris

Something extremely addictive.

These cookies are more addictive than heroin tetris

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mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.

The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.

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Silly Jilly

The best radio dj in the damn world. Used to be on 103.5 Kiss FM in Chicago, but then she moved god-knows-where and was replaced by a mediocre dj.

Kiss FM has sucked ever since Silly Jilly left

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

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Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.

SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!

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