Brokeback Mountain

A movie I refuse to watch.

Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."

Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."

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Facebook prime

A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.

Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"

Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."

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broffence

When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.

Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death

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