grey-hound skirt

Very short skirt that barely covers the bum-cheeks. Usually worn low around the hips and looks more like a boob-tube worn as a skirt. Name refers to grey-hound racing.

"Damn, that certainly is a grey-hound skirt.. an inch away from the hair." (hare:pun)

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small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

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conor oberst

a normal guy with amazing poetic talents that is weirdly obsessed over by indie girls that paint their nails black/chip it off, and make up weekly nuerosis for themselves so they can be more Conor Oberst.

"I can't sleep unless I drink myself into it."
"Aww...your so Oberst!"

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