wassel

(Noun) The actions that are a result of referring to ones' phallus as a candy stick.

(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.

(Noun) Mikey was astonished when he had to come face to face with the wassel and started to realize that calling his penis a "candy stick" was something that he shouldn't of done.

(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.

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