Jaz

One of the most bad-ass mother fuckers to ever walk this earth. You know you have the right to be Jaz or called Jaz when:
1. You get into at least 11.5 fights a week
2. You get wasted off your ass and never get a hangover
3. You do what you want
4. You can do anything you want better than anyone else can but your usually too lazy to and you don't want to make anyone jealous of your mad skills.
5. Your a fucking ninja
6. Your one hilarious mother fucker
7. You've never lost a fight in your life
8. Your ten feet tall, weigh two-tons, breathe fire, and can eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing

"Omg did you see Jaz kick that kids ass yesterday? He picked him up and threw him 500ft into the air and impaled him on a flag-post!"

Person 1:"That kid is bamf!"
Person 2: "Yea I wounld never want to mess with Jaz."

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Holy Diver

When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.

Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"

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