Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

Unga-Bunga Genes

(Noun) Latent instincts developed through evolution that serve an irrelevant or counter-productive purpose.

"I really wanna talk to that big-boobed woman over there."
"She's really ugly, dude. Don't let your unga-bunga genes take over."

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Morangutan

(Noun) A person acting moronic in an especially ape-like manner.

"I can't believe it's taken Chris over an hour to peel that banana."
"Yeah, he's an absolute morangutan"