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The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.
"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."
7π 1π
The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.
Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
9π 5π
When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.
"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."
18π 8π
A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.
"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."
27π 30π
A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
21π 5π
The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".
"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."
9π 7π
An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
9π 3π