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The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.
"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."
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A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.
"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"
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A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.
"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."
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