Emo

Sad, pathetic teenagers who think thier life sucks and broadcast it to the world by crying all the time, wearing dumb-ass clothes, and of course cutting themselves up like a virginia ham. Emos are pathetic losers who really have nothing to cry about excpet maybe thier dad not letting them go to a slasher party. Emos generally cut because they think it's cool and end up almost killing themselves for attention.
Also just an extra note, they'll never get laid. Even if they did, they'd probably get Hep because thier GF's slice with nasty unclean shit.

<Slice> Man, my life sucks! Dad just doesn't understand me and won't let me go to MJ's slasher party>>>Cry*
<Drip> It's Ok Bro, I'm here for you. No one understands us, that's why we need to stick together>>>Snivel*
<Slice> Dude, thats deep. Want to cry and slash with me?
<Drip> Yeah, I just bought the new Taking Back Sunday CD. It's the perfect music>>>Tear*
<Rubber-Butt> ...STFU!!! You guys are pathetic and will never get laid...cough...sarcastic tear...cough. Fucking Emo Kids.

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