Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

Midgolo

A fancy, kept man who is supported by an extremely, or unusually small person. They usually lurk around Little people reality show sets. This is as low as you could go in life. Below rock bottom.

“Man, those fools were fucked in the head.”

“Yup. A fine pair of Midgolos.”

Just when you thought you knew what a piece of shit was, the “Midgolo” redefines the genre...