omnipropriate

adj. A word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.

The opposite of omni-inappropriate, a word or phrase that should never be used.

Bruce: Why is my ass so sore?

Bobby: Stephanie Meyer should choke on dicks and die.

Bruce: Valid point. Quite the omnipropriate statement.

omni-inappropriate

adj. A word or phrase that should never be used, regardless of circumstances.

The opposite of omnipropriate, a word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.

Brian: I really wish I could waffle stomp while reading Twilight. That would be so much fun.

Bobby: Why would anyone want to do that? That is the most omni-inappropriate thing I have ever heard.