Swiss

n., Swiss, THE: Known in some circles to refer to a person who is the absolute cool, often seen "hogging up all the awesome" leaving others with nothing but the crappy.

A direct opposite to previous definitions of "THE Swiss," experts still can't be sure which is more exact. It seems to change from day to day.

Man, the Swiss makes me wish he didn't exist; that way I wouldn't be forced to wish that I didn't exist.

Gee, I wish I was THE Swiss.

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Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.

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