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Cockfee

Any coffee-based drink which has either semen or urine in it, or one which has had a penis dunked or stirred in it. Usually given to unsuspecting victims or enemies to drink.

Oh my days rude boy! Did you see how she gulped down that cockfee and didn't even notice, fam?

by RudeFam January 26, 2020

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Homosexualise

To do really, REALLY dirty things to another person's bum. Does not have to be guy-on-guy. Can be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy, or even girl-on-girl (aka Holy Grail Homosexualisation).

Hey Jamal, did you manage to smash that new yet?

Sure did Conor, I homosexualised the living day fuck out of that shithole. She ain't never pooping right again.

by RudeFam April 14, 2023


Left Lives Matter

Left Lives Matter (LLM) is a movement which distorts truth to place PERCEIVED left wing "victims" on a pedestal over PERCEIVED right wing "oppressors". The media is a huge supporter, taking "victims'" unproven accounts at face value instead of doing real investigative work.

In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.

This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.

An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.

Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.

The media are a major supporter of the Left Lives Matter cause.

by RudeFam December 9, 2021


Queer Pressure

When an older gay man puts peer pressure on an attractive young gay man to take part in unprotected receptive anal sex. Sometimes a ploy by the older gay man to pass HIV on to his unsuspecting victim.

Carlos tried to queer pressure Julian into allowing him to put his chilli-dog into Julian's brioche bun.

by RudeFam December 9, 2021


Nig Nog

A hearty beverage similar to the better-known Egg Nog, this festive favourite treat comprises of eggs, nutmeg, brandy and the spunk of a well-endowed black male whisked up together into a wholesome broth. Can be consumed with a straw, fresh from the gaping arse of hooker, or served at a later time in a crystal tumbler to an unsuspecting friend.

Oh mah days rudeboy, did you see that Dewayne just served up a big nig nog in Shaniqua's arse and gave it to Moniqua to drink in a big mug!

by RudeFam December 7, 2022


Leftwaffe

A combination of "Lefty" and "Luftwaffe", the Nazi air force in World War II.

"Leftwaffe" is a term used to describe some, not all, left-wing minded people who are, ironically, using increasingly Nazi-like tactics to achieve their political agendas.

This includes leftists and media who use sayings such as "to do nothing is to do wrong", which can make normal people, who live normal lives and treat everyone as equal and who are valuable members of society, feel bullied into taking part in the leftists' own crusades and bitterness.

Ironically, whilst claiming to stand for equality and to stand against discrimination, these groups believe it is entirely acceptable to negatively stereotype and categorise all police officers under the same umbrella, either based on unfounded misconceptions or based on the one bad apple as opposed to the thousands of good ones.

The Leftwaffe often adopt violence and fear to achieve their political causes, exactly as the Nazis did. They will gatecrash peaceful rallies and turn them into violent protests, attacking businesses and political buildings/landmarks, exactly as the Nazis turned the German population to attack Jewish-owned shops. At these events, many of the Leftwaffe wear dark, hooded clothing and face coverings, akin to a modern day version of the Nazi uniform.

"Oh dear, the Leftwaffe have gatecrashed this peaceful NHS rally and have started throwing glass bottles and shouting "Fuck the police". The Leftwaffe have ruined things for everyone. Selfish cunts."

by RudeFam December 9, 2021

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