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A word for when you have a Mammoth sized erection
She was shocked to see my Big Angus raging out of my pants, but then slowly smiled
When someone is immobilized because of the presence of a lazy ass basset hound in their lap
Jim could not get up from the chair to grab a beer because his basset hound was making him Incabassetated
Code for âclown worldâ. Usually used as a means of describing the dominant ultra woke narrative often enforced in media.
News network: Hereâs why you should introduce yourself with, âHi! My name is ___ and my pronouns are, _/_! whatâs yours?â
The rest of the internet: ð¤¡ð
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When you're so lazy out of youâre fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and youâre too fucking stupid to realize it.
Tends to happen when youâre stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
Fuck the toiletâs broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard
The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.
Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine