Big Angus

A word for when you have a Mammoth sized erection

She was shocked to see my Big Angus raging out of my pants, but then slowly smiled

Incabassetated

When someone is immobilized because of the presence of a lazy ass basset hound in their lap

Jim could not get up from the chair to grab a beer because his basset hound was making him Incabassetated

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

🤡🌎

Code for “clown world”. Usually used as a means of describing the dominant ultra woke narrative often enforced in media.

News network: Here’s why you should introduce yourself with, “Hi! My name is ___ and my pronouns are, _/_! what’s yours?”

The rest of the internet: 🤡🌎

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\o

Symbol for the Nazi Salute.

SEIG HEIL MOTHER FUCKER \o \o \o

The C.U.M Zone

Canada, USA, and Mexico. Aka North America’s nickname.

Some European person: I wanna go for a vacation somewhere in the C.U.M Zone!

Other European person: Wait, don’t you mean North America?

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