september 11th

National day of flying to New York

- Do you know what day is tomorrow?
-Yeah, september 11th, best day to pick a flight to New York

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september 14th

National anal fucking day

-Prepare you're ass
-Why? you know i dont like it
-It's september 14th
-ohh shit, you're rigth, lets do this

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