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Chucky Cheesin'

A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"

Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "

by Rudolph J Buchschins May 30, 2024


Chucky Cheesin'

A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"

Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "

by Rudolph J Buchschins May 30, 2024