Intentiadent

A convenient accident that often covers up a serious crime

"They dropped murder charges against Heman, because the one witness came up missing, I reckon she had an intentiadent."

Got nannied

Mauled by a pit-bull dog or other vicious domestic animal most often completely unprovoked.

The toddler died in ICU after she got nannied by a free-roaming pit-bull dog.