The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

MRA

Message Response Anxiety

A form of anxiety triggered by by someone (the sender) having to wait a long time (5-7+ Hours) to receive a response to a text or DM. The person who received the original message (the recipient) is never at fault unless they consciously chose to view the message and consciously ignore it (a quick glance because of lack of time doesn’t count) however regardless of anything the sender does to fight the anxiety, the longer it takes to receive a response, the more anxiety, builds, ferments and rots away the sender’s mental well-being as they begin to visualize increasingly worse scenarios pertaining to why they haven’t received a response

Person 1: Donny hasn’t responded to my invite yet. It’s been hours. It’s giving me serious MRA

Person 1: My Tinder match hasn’t responded to me since yesterday. Did they get bored with me or did I fuck it up

Person 2: Stop it. That’s just your MRA talking

Partial Pacifism

The abhorrence of violence in all forms, except in the case where you can justify its use in defense of someone or something important to you

A: Why did you knock that frat bro on his ass? I thought you practiced pacifism?
B: Partial Pacifism. And that person was harassing someone with special needs who couldn’t defend themselves. I won’t stand for that