Agooglist

One who does not believe in Google.

Jesus's family computer died in a fire in 1998 and with it his faith. He argues absence of evidence is evidence of absence and considers himself a strong agooglist.

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Agoognostic

One who believes there is not enough evidence to neither prove nor disprove the existance of Google.

Terrance, a chronic fence-sitter in all public debates, is a great businessman who avoids controversy by finding and massaging the common bone in everyone he meets. It is unclear what is at the center of his scientific compass, but when asked his position on Google, he replied he was agoognostic.

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Mr. Whispers

A shy and feminine gay man, truly submissive in nature.

Although Mr. Whispers' dreams were never heard, they were seen in his whistful wet eyes.

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aboriginal

The first inhabitants of America, (or any region for that matter). Aboriginal Americans are often mis-labeled "Native Americans".

By definition, any person born in America is a Native American. The Aboriginals however, AKA American Indians, were here first.

Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.

Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.

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20th hole

A prostitute, specifically one fulfilling their role in an Executive Round. This occurs when 18 holes of golf are following by drinks at a local bar(19th hole)and then by a sexual frolic with a professional.

Pardon the limp, I suffered a major calf cramp at the 20th hole on Sunday and it has been knotted up since.

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Googol

A pack of mallrats, gang members or hoodlums. Any large group of unimpressive people.

Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.

1. While overweight, pasty and mute, Erica aspired to be more than an extra in movies and hoped her racy clothing would gain her notice over the rest of the googol.

I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.

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schpace

The highly revered, book-width gap between some girl's legs, accentuated by tight pants or a really short mini skirt. Beneficial for girls not flexible enough for the "suitcase", this gap makes the deepest penetration possible by getting the legs out of the way.

"I admit Sascha has nice breasts, but her face is a bit too weathered for me."
- Maurice

"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn

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