Jesuskazam

If Alakazam (from Pokemon) became the leader of the christian religion.

It actually has no real uses...
Apart of saying "Jesuskazam!" with your weirdo friends instead of "holy shit

patogenesis

At first there was nothing, then God created ducks.

I don't believe in genesis, i believe in patogenesis

z9

It's the same as the meme c9 when used in an online videogame.

* Team A kills Team B but they all forget to capture the objective *
Whole Team A chat : z9