simultanenous synchronised texting
when you send or sending a text to someone who is txting you back at the same time. therefore both parties have synxt
why make one when you can make two
kondor why roll one joint when you can roll two. it only takes a little more effort for twice the pleasure.
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when you doing more than multi tasking
"what you up to"
"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"
"Man your uber tasking"
The need to be inebriated.
The desire to go out and get drunk in order to momentarily forget your troubles, worries or issues.
John "Man i got dumped again last nite".
Ian "Ok Needbriation is the answer"
John "Excellent advice my friend".
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A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.
The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.
A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.
"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".
"Dude you need a Lardium"
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