Clungeflakes

Produced as a result of clunge nuggets mixing with man marmalade. If clunge is not cleaned out or douched after being filled with boy butter then in the morning the resultant flakes will be brown and crispy and may stain your sheets. These flakes are known as clungeflakes.

"She was a bit of a flapper, I picked her up at a flap carnival. After I shot my man marmalade she just went straight to sleep and in the morning there were fucking clungeflakes on the sheets."

Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival

Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here