guytastic

Adjective used to describe a scenario stupid on so many levels, only a guy could make it happen in real life.

Guy: Wow, the other day in church I was checking out this girl, and she had a nice ass so I went over and talked to her. Turns out she was my ex who I dumped while dating another girl for a third girl! Then I told her why I went over and she flirted with me.
Friend: Don't you have a fiance?
Guy: Yeah...
Friend: Wow. That's just guytastic, dude.

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Hail Mary Tank

A situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.

Kid 1: God, the other day my dad drove all the way to Costco on an empty tank just 'cause gas is cheaper.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.

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