Optigasm

When you see so many hot girls/guys back to back that the light impulses slowly travel down to your genitals and turn you on.

Hey dude, I just passed by the strip and you wouldn't believe how many babes I saw in a row. I have to go clean myself up because I just had an optigasm.

Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.

Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!

succstressful

When you somehow manage to be become stressed after all your hard work trying not to be stressed.

Bob: Hey buddy, you look like you got hit by a train. Are those grey hairs I see popping up on your head?

Jim: Yes Bob, I've finally reached the my goal of becoming succstressful after all those years.

feuxcaine

Fake cocaine.

Bro #1: Hey bro, I didn't feel shit off that line. You sure it's coke?
Browse #2: I don't know bro, I think it some feuxcaine.