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A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.
"Look at you. You've got a soothing."
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This is what crime apes and porch monkeys blame their violence and sex crimes on. They couldn't possibly take responsibility for those behaviors. So they blame it on "instink", which is ebonics for instinct.
"Sheeeeeeit, man, I needed some booty. I had to do it, it was instink."
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A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
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These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".
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This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)
I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.
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When some stringy haired obese white woman gets murdered, or when someone gets greased outside of a nightclub, it is always about the booty.
Man, he blew her head clean off. Just because she wouldn't accomodate his licorice stick. Man, it's always about the booty.
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Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
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