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These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."
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A teenage girl that spazzes out and goes psycho on a daily basis over the upcoming senior prom. It is hauntingly similar to a bridezilla that is also a prima donna but on a larger scale.
That damn promzilla had better shut the fuck up pretty soon about her prom dress not being perfect. Who cares, it's just going to wind up an expensive cum-bucket anyway.
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Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.
"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."
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A black man's penis is sometimes called a "licorice stick."
My husband went insane after he saw that licorice stick in my pooper.
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A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.
"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."
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A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
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These are usually semi-professional caucasian women that are overweight and always have stringy hair and work in administrative positions. They usually have blue eyes and put on a ton of makeup. The black man is extremely attracted to these sugar mamas, as they refer to them, because they make a lot of money in comparison to the welfare ho's they left behind. The sugar mamas themselves are equally attracted to the black man, due to some kind of unfinished business with their fathers.
It looks like Ellen has gotten to be sugar mama again. When that black temp. brought her back from lunch she was walking funny. Every time he goes back to work she keeps wiggling her crossed legs and grunting.
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