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A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
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Rosie the riviter was a typical world war II wife that decided to go to work in industry while their husbands were fighting the war. They decided they liked their own paychecks and many kept working. Some decided to burn their bras and become liberated. This made their husands really mad, which is hilarious in retrospect.
Look at Sharon. She really is a rosie-the-riviter wannabee, isn't she? Let's include her in the next layoff.
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This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.
"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"
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When a young woman grinds her genitilia into an inanimate object to stimulate herself to orgasm. Known to take hours and cause the subject to become quite sweaty.
"That lazy girl, hasn't left her room in days. Ever since that those darkies moved into the neighborhood all she does is struggle buggle."
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These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.
"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."
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Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
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These are arrogant yuppies that decided to become republicans so people think that they are richer than they actually are. They are usually uneducated ass kissers that are just a few paychecks away from the street. They think they are high and mighty though, and want to join the republicans.
I can't believe that fuck stick brother of mine. He used to be just like us but since he had a few lucky breaks now he thinks his shit doesn't stink and he decides to become a repuke overnight. He is a reborn repuke. Wait until his boss kicks him to the curb and his wife bangs a shaved ape.
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