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A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.
"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."
778π 157π
These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.
"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."
487π 61π
This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)
I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.
446π 76π
When some stringy haired obese white woman gets murdered, or when someone gets greased outside of a nightclub, it is always about the booty.
Man, he blew her head clean off. Just because she wouldn't accomodate his licorice stick. Man, it's always about the booty.
595π 149π
A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
401π 58π
These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".
643π 201π
Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
570π 28π