slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

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ocking

1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.

1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."

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dangler

1. A clitoris above average in length.
2. A woman who has a lengthy clitoris.

"Man, that guy's mom's such a dangler. I saw her clit when she wore that green skirt."

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rankin'

To pass large amounts of rank-smelling gas in a short amount of time.

"Man, that guy was rankin' it up in Math class today."

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owening

A verb meaning the act of camping excessively in an online first or third person shooting game.

Man, Owen's owening again, he's definitely got a world record in camping.

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behind kind

One who seems very sexy from the behind view, but might as well be a troll from the frontal view - preferrably given pleasure from behind, be it doggystyle or any other "behind" sex positions; similar to butterface.

"I was walking up to this hot girl at the party Saturday night, but when she turned around I almost threw up -- she was definetly a behind kind if I had to screw her."

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snailer

One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.

"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."

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