Lt. Commander Data

Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).

A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world

Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."

Foley Walmart

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.

Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”