Scherzing

To outshine other (often ex-stripper) members of your (boy/girl) group in singing and dancing skills. People who scherzing often enjoy (a) ad-libbing, (b) ensuring they are front and center on stage and (c) stealing microphones from lesser singers. This definition is loosely based on the behavior of front and center queen Nicole Scherzinger.

Mark: "Did you see him scherzing at the wedding?"; Lucas: "Yeah, I wonder if that stripper's weave is still intact."

gruesome fivesome

Five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. They often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one sassy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a Tinder addiction, a high maintenance Asian who's delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. Separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the Omen.

Sandra: 'I hate the gruesome fivesome! They always push and kick me!' Brad: 'I know, but then again: they were right about your hair!'

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BCBG

Stands for Brussels Club of Badminton Gays. They are loud, obnoxious, gorgeous and have a wildly fluctuating level of badminton skills. Why do they play badminton together? No one knows! Is it to get into each other's pants? One tends to assume.

Gijs: "My first time at BCBG was so nice; everyone was so friendly" - Mustached boyfriend of Gijs: "Speaking of which, how's your hole recovering?"