No need for a name

You have sex with a girl you are not dating. When you finish you take a 10 dollar bill out of your wallet and lay it on the table. Then you pee in her hair and use it to wash your feet.

I wanted her to know that this was only a one night thing so i gave her a "no need for a name."

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Noah and the Arc

You take two girls of each race and stuff them in a wooden crate. Then forty guys take turn blowing loads into the box till they drown.

I had eight girls over so i invited forty-seven more and then gave them the ol' Noah and the Arc.

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Shebiscuit

V.:You ejaculate on the palm of your hand and slap a girl across the face.

My girlfriend was rude to me so i shebiscuited her so she would understand how i felt.

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