Ewrecktion

When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.

I was hard & ready to go, but I knew I'd gone too far when she gave me an ewrecktion.

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assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

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asstrax

What your wife hates to find on your underwear on laundry day.

Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.

manicunt

1. Pubic grooming

2. A modified mannequin used as a sex toy.

1. She went to Jose Eber to treat herself to a manicunt.

2. All week he looks forward to Saturday night when he breaks out the vaseline and his manicunt.

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embarrassex

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking with an unappealing stranger in your bed which you will definatelty NOT tell your friends about.

I had to leave town because of last night's embarrassex.

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Skinny Dipper

Anybody that has sex with Paris Hilton.

I wonder if Paris will give her latest skinny dipper a diamond stud collar just like her little dog's.

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spazdick

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

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