POH

An immensely large and equally repugnant person similar to those you see on the people of Walmart website

‘Holy shit! Get a look at that absolute POH! Of course they are wearing bajazzled thongs and a moo moo!’
‘Look at that POH walking down the stairs! It’s alright, if he trips he’ll just bounce back up anyway’

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Muggins

An extremely unattractive person who you’d be embarrassed to say you slept with.

Get this, I almost let a complete muggins sleep over at my place last night. Luckily the beer goggles wore off in time!