Masturbate-to-able
Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!
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(wakes up) "Whoa... why would my deceased 5th grade algebra teacher take me to the basement of the Church of a Thousand Boners? What a nightpony..."
A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.
Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.
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Something of superlative excellence; very great
- Hey lil bro, how was your weekend?
- Fuckin TURBOSWELL!!!
An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).
Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.
"27f looking for my sugar companion!"
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