Pressure Plate

verb. from 'to pressure plate'
The act of penetrating a woman so hard that the reflex response is for the woman to queef or to shout 'OMG I FORGOT TO FINISH OFF MY CASTLE IN MINECRAFT'.

Last night was amazing! He knocked my memory back into me!
Really?
Yeah, forgot to finish my castle in MC... I wanna pressure plate again.

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Brummie Birthday Cake

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.

Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.

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