Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.