Adam & Eve

Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.

Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).

Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.

Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.

They were trippin fo'!

Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!

Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!

Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!

Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D

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