When you need to take a really bad shit in a Tacobell bathroom from eating their tacos, and while taking a shit yell "Alahu Akbar!"
"I was a Tacobell Terrorist today because the taco I ate gave me really bad gas"
When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.
Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.
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When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.
"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"
When you hold in a giant fart.
I'm a propane tank; I really need to fart right now.
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