Fruit-dipping

The act of one's shoving their genitalia into a Dole's Fruit Bowl, in order to use it's all-natural fruit juices as a type of lubrication. Evidently, the fruity acids are likely to injure said genitalia.

Girl: Hey, I bought a package of Dole's Fruit Bowls for tonight's mixer. Do you think anyone would be interested in fruit-dipping with me?

Boy: *thousand-yard stare*

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