The lengthy process of excreting a large amount of waste resembling a submarine.
Sorry I was late. I ate a lot of cheese last night and was on The Hunt for Brown October.
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The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.
Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
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Alternate term used for an early morning turd.
Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.
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An individual who has a large amount of pubic hair resembling a mythical ape like creature found in Nothern British Columbia.
After the bar I went home with Sally, but I was surprised to discover that she had a Sascrotch. I almost lost my watch.
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