Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.

“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.

Nammet

A slang term meaning food, used only on England’s Isle of Wight.

Chav 1: Oi bruv you fancy we grab some nammet and a few pints?

Chav 2: Sure mate just finishin up this fag.

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